A worldwide tribute to Anne Singer!

presented by her kids: Amy & Philly (daughter and son-in-law)

This weekend, our family celebrates a special event: the college graduation of Anne Singer. Health reasons had prevented her from completing her course of study many years ago. In the time since then, she's raised a family, become an accomplished businesswoman (and a nice lady, too), but she still felt it was important to go back and finish what she started. (Personally, we think she decided what she was missing was reams of essays to write and assignments to research.)
We're very proud that Mom has earned her bachelor's degree -- Summa cum Laude, no less!

So, with that in mind, please indulge us as we abuse technology and say a rousing hey nonny nonny to Mom. College graduate, businesswoman, wife, mother. We think we'll keep her.

Top 10 Reasons We're Proud of Our Mom

• 10. Never once said the dog ate her homework (or that she sprained her bicycle).
• 9. Always used both sides of the lined paper in her three-ring binder.
• 8. Was never sent to the dean's office for shooting spitballs.
• 7. Made the cheerleading squad, but resigned her position for reasons of principle.
• 6. Was never overheard saying, "But we'll never need to know this in real life" in any lecture.
• 5. In an emergency, baked a Birthday carrot cake on a barbecue (edible and surprisingly yummy!)
• 4. Resisted the urge to pledge a sorority (despite looking really good in mohair)
• 3. Only one embarrassing incident in Daytona during March Break
  (and she was on cold medication at the time, so it really doesn't count)
• 2. Worked really hard for a really long time, even when she was tired from her day job
  and wasn't in the mood.
• 1. She's our Mom and we love her, dammit!

This ends our scheduled broadcast

Amy & Philly
May 28, 1995